Welcome to the
ZOMPOCALYPSE
The zombie apocalypse has occurred but you not being the brightest crayon in the box has missed it all together. Ignorance is bliss and you are happy to staying in your mums basement and slowly starving...
You get by with a little help from your friends…Nutritional help that is! Nom Nom.
By channelling your inner Spartan, you manage to create some interesting zombie shish kabobs. Remember, school will make you smaaaaaarrrrrtttttterrr.
Two birds with one stone? Your shot gun skills so awesome you can filet a small fish AND take the head off the nearest zombie with one shot.
Just like gravity and thermodynamics you ARE the LAW. Who said energy cannot be created or destroyed? It was YOU. With the hidden power of Aviators, you once killed a zombie by glaring at him.
Headshot. Headshot. Headshot.
You found an enchanted chainsaw in your dad's garage The steel teeth of the chainsaw hunger for zombie flesh. You may or may not have lost your mind, but at least you can easily decapitate the zombie horde.
After sending wave after wave of 'test subjects' against the zombie horde, you have finally determined the precise location to render a zombie inert. Aim for the head.
Suit Up! You decide to the face the Zompocalypse wearing your own patented Zomibie defense system. You may look like a walking pile of trash but at least you won't get bitten..... you hope.
Your skills at decimating zombies are legendary and are soon becoming myth. Some say you are the love child of Chuck Norris, Bear Grylls and an Armory. If you can think of a weapon, you own it and know how to use it. Zombies Beware!
A long long time ago... in the future the human race has almost been wiped out by the zombie horde. You agree to be upgraded and sent back in time to stop the zombie apocalypse. You are now 112% more awesome and your upgrades include: * Claw hand for crushing zombie skulls. * Retractable Genitalia. * Bad-ass Robotic Grin. * Lazy Laser beam eye.
Ninjas ( cut-throatius ninjutsu-useis head-rippus-offis assassinus Japanensis) are the common Japanese term for a group of intentionally badass martial artists with a complete dominion over all things totally sweet who specialize in killing people. You are now one of these people and can kill zombies using only your bare hands.
Zombies were created for one purpose, to feel the blade of your machete. No ammo, no problem! You got 99 problems but ammunition ain't one.
Born on the battlefield your first kill was when you hacked your way out of the fetid womb of the decaying zombie that once nurtured you. Raised on the hellscape atop of Rosehill you preferred to be rocked to sleep by laying on 3-4 jawless, limbless zombies. Amid the chaos of a superhoard you realise that you have reached your limits of creativity and cannot think of new ways to gift permanent death, disillusioned, you decide TOTAL ANNIHILATION is the answer. Yippee Ki Aye!
You will begin on the first day of class as a Level ZERO. Level Thirteen is the highest level you can achieve The descriptions of the levels are below and also a graph indicaticatin the XP required to reach each level.
